Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Oscars backwash

A few Academy Awards items before I put all my Brokeback jokes in a storage unit and throw the key away:
  • As happy as I was to see PSH get Best Actor (he really should've gotten Best Supporting for Big Lebowski or Along Came Polly), but it was a shame that Ennis didn't get his, because I could've had some fun with this:

    But alas, it remains a joke uncracked.

  • You know what's the only thing that could've made Three 6 winning for Best Original Song better? You know how the kids at the Best Week Ever blog are going giggly goo over "pimp"? Well, what if the Academy had nominated "Whoop That Trick" instead of "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp"? It would've been the most incredible moment in the history of television. Jon Stewart would've had a squirting orgasm. Hell, we all would've.

  • I don't know what it is, but Reese looks way more attractive now than she did back when she did Cruel Intentions. Maybe it's the fact that she's technically a MILF, or maybe it's the attractive girl + talent/accomplishment = hot! thing.

  • If you are at work, you probably shouldn't do a Google image search for reese witherspoon, twilight. Seriously, don't do it.

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