Friday slacker posting

Eh, meant to have a post ready for today. Didn't happen, obviously. Have a good weekend.

In my world, this is how things work:

Fifth Avenue < Avenue A
"Gold Lion" < "Gold Lion" (Diplo remix)
RJD2 > Diplo
Asking for permission < Apologizing later
Neko Case > Cat Power
Garrincha > Pele
Orchard Street > Ludlow Street
Length < Girth
Taoism > Confucianism
Nature > Nurture
"Bajingo" > "Vajayjay"
Puma < Asics
"DWYCK" < "Scenario"
Queue up > Wait in line > Wait on line
B cups > C cups
Elvis < Roy Orbison
"Suspicious Eyes" > "Pretty Woman"
Questions > Answers
Rasheed > Big Ben
Broken Social Scene "Lover's Spit" < Feist "Lover's Spit"
Small fish in big ocean > big fish in small pond
New Amsterdam < Constantinople
North Carolina > South Carolina
Northern California > Southern California
Team Meredith < Team Addison
Team Izzie > Team Addison
1,000 words < 1 picture
Me > You
Kill Bill Volume 1 < Kill Bill Volume 2
Thor > Zeus
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind > Being John Malkovich
Intellect > Passion
Parker Lewis Can't Lose > Herman's Head
Barry Manilow > Lawrence Welk
Dr Cox > Dr House
Brokeback jokes < Super Troopers quotes
Cayenne > Jalapeno
Igby Goes Down > The Dangerous Life of Altar Boys
Brown dress shoes < Brown sneakers
4-4-2 < 4-3-2-1
Cuban coffee > Cappucino
Shirts > Skins
Nathan's Famous > Grey's Papaya
Laughing < Smirking
"coitus" > "making whooppee"

Discuss.