Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Initial thoughts on the new Vanity Fair cover

1. On paper, (Naked Scarlett + Naked Keira) x same spread x shot tastefully by Anne Leibowitz = pure hotness, right? Not so much on a magazine cover.

2. Good lord, Scarlett's pale. Don't you just want to stick her up on an easel and finger-paint on her? Though that probably has very little to do with her complexion.

3. Keira apparently feels the need to suck her stomach in.

4. Creepy, chest-haired Tom Ford is a poor substitute for Rachel McAdams.

5. I really needed to post a (tasteful) picture of bare asscheek on this site. Can I have my Hetero Man Card now?


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