Linkatharsis: Tuesday is the greatest day I have ever known

Is Hustle & Flow turning into this year's... Napoleon Dynamite? Sure looks that way.

When stinky brown Santorum isn't unintentionally bringing attention to his massive crush on Hillary Clinton, he's trying to make you pay for weather reports to protect little old Accuweather.

Some people are idiots (via AdLand ad-rag.com)

I mean, really, who's stupid enough to spend time and money shooting a commercial so maybe, just maybe, they'll get $50? Because they're "inspired" by a brand? Because some company is stingy and shortsighted enough to let some silly amateurs dictate their branding. I'll have that Kool Aid now, thanks.

From NPR, Johnny Cash sings 'Den Weg Zur�ck', back when English-language songs weren't quite so marketable in Europe.

How can you not love the new Target commercial, "I Like Backpacks And I Cannot Lie..."? Using an ode to big asses to sell back-to-school gear? So wrong, it's fucking godlike.

I mean, really, what's more romantic than a ring made from your bones?

URGENT: response requested for SPAM email conference in Nigeria. Great opportunity!