Linkatharsis: my brain is totally Friday
"I don't make movies for critics, but he irks me," Schneider tells Stuff magazine. Schneider says Ebert admitted to him that 'he never [had sex] in high school. That's why he likes character actors and actresses who look like him."Ebert 1 Schneider 0.
He adds, "He's an a-. I'm told he's not nice to the people he works with."
"A lot of people didn't [have sex] in high school in the 1950s," Ebert countered when we told him about Schneider's dis. "My favorite actors include Robert Mitchum and Clint Eastwood. They don't look anything like me."
Ebert - who defied Schneider "to produce one person I wasn't nice to" - said he'd already written his review of Schneider's about-to-open sequel "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" before he heard about the star's assault.
"I don't think he's an a-," said Ebert. "But if he's going to persist in making bad movies, he's going to have to grow accustomed to reading bad reviews."
You might remember the last time we heard from Rob, he took out a full page attack ad in Variety for a throaway joke about Hot Chicks. Classy, Rob.
I mean, Snoop's great and all. Actually, he's not. I wish Corporate America would stop parading him around in a transparent attempt to make their brands seem cooler than they actually are. It's not flattering at all.
Speaking of the ACC (thanks to the Glasper, as always):