It's Monday and I got nothing so I'll just post a couple of lame pictures
Who is the man pictured here?
a) Side Show Bob in the upcoming live action The Simpsons movie
b) Jon Favreau reprising his role as Gutter in the upcoming PCU sequel
c) A guy whose last real hit was "Round Here" in 1993
What is Jennifer Lopez doing in this picture?
a) Just caught a bug.
b) Calling for the hot dog guy
c) Announcing to the world that she's just she's just Jenny with a god complex
Owen Wilson reading the on stage banter off the prompter while the European audience politely smiles. David Beckham trying to appear to give a fuck about the Boston Red Sox. Cuba Gooding Jr. getting way too excited, practically jumping out of his pants and yelling "My man!" upon peeking inside the envelope, followed by Martina Navratilova commenting "Oh, I played tennis with him." Then, Roger Federer implying that winning the Laureus Sportsman of the Year award is something that he has dreamt about, more so than say, winning any of his Grand Slam events or being ranked #1 in the world. This stuff his golden.
Saw Joshua Jackson (Dawson's Creek) at 7A on Sunday. He was with a younger girl (sister?) and wearing a black turtleneck. Sat at the bar and looked very serious, didn't seem to appreciate it when I started humming the Paula Cole song. My friend thought he looked awful, I thought he was gorgeous. I wanted to yell "Hey Pacey! Why didn't you tap Joey's fine-ass ass, you fucking pussy?" Then I realized Pacey did hook up with Joey so I settled for "Loved you in Skulls!".