Drink motherfucker, drink - the 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Print this post, photocopy and distribute. Buy alcohol. Tune into the debate.

Take a drink for any occurence of the following:

• Either candidate
  Plugs his website
  Misspeaks (note: faulty facts does not apply)
  Mentions his family
  Mentions opponent's family
  Asserts opponent is against No Child Left Behind
  Responds, but does not answer question
  Goes back to a previous question
  Physically gestures toward opponent
  Confuses Saddam with Osama
  "I feel your pain" or variation
  Employs anecdote
  "Do you want a President who..."
  


• Bush:
  Cites recent job growth
  "We're making progress"
  Pauses for two Mississippis or more
  Asserts Kerry voted for tax increase 98 times
  Bush blames cost of health care on frivolous law suits
  "hard work"
  "mixed messages"
  "Wrong war, wrong place, wrong time"
  Asserts new Medicare prescription plan makes drugs more affordable
  Describes Allawi or Karzai as "brave" and/or "courageous"
  Dismisses Kerry's plan saying it "won't work" without providing further detail
  Mentions Chalabi by mistake
  Clarifies that he does not question Kerry's patriotism
  Contradicts commission findings on Iraq's WMD/terrorism ties


• Kerry:
  I have always said"
  "One position"
  "I have a plan"
  "Hope is on the way"
  "More in July than in June, more in August than in July, more in September than in August" or variation
  "Tora Bora"
  "$200 billion"
  "Halliburton"
  "Sworn enemies"
  Asserts new Medicare prescription plan makes drugs less affordable
  "the American people deserve better"
  "Afghan warlords"
  "first president to lose jobs in 70 years/Herbert Hooever"
  Compares Hallburton to Enron
  Mentions his Vietnam service unsolicited
  


• Questioner from the audience:
  Plaid shirt
  Non-issue question
  Non-question
  Gushes while addressing candidate
  Interrupted by moderator

Thanks to the good people of BigSoccer for your help.