The jokes pretty much write themselves

So Apple launched a new Powerbook, nay, MacBook Pro and while I, like Jason Kottke, wasn't thrilled since I'd bought a Pb recently, I was okay with it. I knew this was coming sooner or later (I was betting on later, like in the summer) and I wanted a 12-in laptop anyway.

But then, buried in the headlines with all the Steve Jobsness in the air was this: iPod jeans from Levis. Now, iPod+clothing isn't exactly new - there's the iPod snowboarding jacket from Burton. And how often are you going to wear this thing?

But then I started reading down the article and my inner 15-year-old took over:

Docking cradle... in your pants

Joystick.... in your pants

Retractable headphone unit... in your pants

Are you giggling yet? Say yes. Seriously. But let's not stop there. If you wear these jeans, you can walk into a bar and say:

"Hey ladies, who wants to play some music in my pants?"

"Why yes, I am happy to see you, but that's my iPod."

"That's just my Nano. I'll show you the 60-gig later."
Girls can use:

If you play your cards right, you might get to see the touch wheel.
And of course, the deal closer for the fellas:

"Have you ever played with a black iPod?"

Okay, I really am 15-years-old. Seriously, what is it about the iPod that brings out the easy sex jokes?

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