Friday, May 27, 2005

Gawker Stalker's Journalistic Standards

Who knew? Contrary to popular belief, the Gawker Stalker, the raison d'ĂȘtre of Gawker, is not a lawless outpost of cyberspace where anything old submission is posted. They have standards, believe it or not:
1. Ethan Hawke: We've said this before, and we'll say it again: Unless he's got his pants around his ankles and is haggling over prices with a tranny, we do
and so on.

I'm trying to think what else should be added. The first person to come to mind is Pacey, especially if spotted with an unknown younger girl who may or may not be his sister.

Likewise for any sightings of Ashley and/or M-K if the submission includes nothing more original than "dressed like a hobo" or "looked at a piece of lettuce plaintively".

And probably any SNL cast member within a quarter mile radius of the Rockerfeller. Seriously, they're just like any average New Yorker who works in Midtown - they ride the subway to the office and often go out for drinks together after work. The only difference is that they work Saturdays.

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