Monday, March 21, 2005

Billy Packer is the devil

He just is, okay? Everytime I watch a game called by Packer, his negativity comes off the television set and just engulfs me.

If he were announcing the birth of Christ, he'd probably question Mary's virginity. If he was doing color commentary for India's independence, he'd bitch about how Gandhi got to drink water during his hunger strike. If you saved his life, he'd point out how you didn't follow the exact steps you learned in CPR class.

I hate hate hate hate hate Packer. Basketball is supposed to be fun, not two and a half hours of constant nitpicking. Look, I appreciate blunt honesty and sarcasm as much as the next guy. But with Packer, it's all schaden and no freude. Hate hate hate.

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