Portia DeR and Ellen DeG sitting in a tree, reportedly

Gossip Roundup: Lesbian Shuffle (Gawker)

Daytime lesbian Ellen DeGeneres has left her long-time girlfriend Alexandra Hedison for actress Portia De Rossi. We know De Rossi has been out of the closet for a long time now...

Wait wait, she's been playing for the other team "for a long time"? How did I not know this?

In any case, I find this hilarious considering the character she plays on the incredibly, fantastically brilliant Arrested Development, Lindsay Bluth and her TV husband, the obliviously in-closet Tobias Funke (David Cross).