Blasphemous nativity scene attacked, Beckham will be fit for next match

Beckham Nativity scene attacked

A protester has attacked a controversial waxwork Nativity scene featuring England soccer captain David Beckham as Joseph and his pop star wife "Posh Spice" Victoria as the Virgin Mary.

"He pushed Posh and Becks over. It caused some damage but we don't know how much. The baby Jesus is fine," said a spokeswoman for Madame Tussaud's waxwork museum in London on Monday.

No word on extent of Beckham's injury, or whether the attacker was Argentinian.

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