Michael Rapaport: a great white guy
How can one talk ill of the great Rapaport, the white people's ambassador to rest of America? Have we forgotten about his performance in Small Time Crooks? Or The Pallbearer starring David Schwimmer? His cameos as "Detective Rapaport" in Jay-Z's "The City is Mine" and in Talib Kweli's "Waiting For The DJ" videos? Or his other countless contributions to humanity.
Repeat after me - white people have never known a better representative to the world than the great, immortal Michael Rapaport.