If you hate your job like I do...

Here's a fool proof 3-step way to get fired from your job:

1. Turn up your computer speakers. Way up.
   
2. Visit the following link: www.lohanfreestyle.com
   
3. Embezzle company funds.

Follow these three simple steps and you will be free from the shackles of regular paychecks in no time. Good luck!

While we're on the subject of LiLo, I couldn't help but make the following connection after seeing this pic of the former redhead:

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