Dear Snow
You're cute and all, but really, it gets a little repetitive. You were cool last week and I got some nice pictures of you, but really, enough is enough. Please go away post haste, and let spring in on your way out.
Thanks. Sincerely, me.
PS And stop turning into ice and hitting me in my face.
PPS Oh, and take your friend Windy McWind with with you.