I heart South Dakota

What do you do when you want to operate a strip bar but you can't get a liquoar license and the county passed an anti-nudity audience? You open Racehorses Gentlemen's Club and Adult Movie Theatre, offering nude dancers, orange juice and black-and-white independent films.

Customers pay "$10 cover... to watch strippers dance. Patrons can sit next to the stage or get a private dance in a small room off to the side. They can also grab a stool at the juice bar and order a $3 soft drink or a $4 juice or power drink." Awesome.

But that's not the best part. Oh no. This is why I love South Dakota: Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography. Fight the good fight, CANJaP!