My New Year's Resolution

In 2005, I resolve to do the following:

• To stop using the words snarky, schadenfreude, traveshamockery and all forms thereof so much


• To use the word dumbfuckery as much as possible.
  Example: The decidedly anticlimactic climax to White Chicks 2: The Prequel was the ultimate excercise in dumbfuckery

That is all.