Hot trend alert from NY Times: Girls

I know, it's too easy to make fun of Sunday Styles section and its uncanny ability to stay behind the curve, but I had the following imaginary conversation with the Gray Lady this weekend.

NY Times: You know what's hot? Images of girls sticking their tongues out. It's everywhere! And by everywhere, I mean I saw it on a Yahoo ad.

Me: Please. You could've talked about this "trend" back when Jenna Bush stuck her tongue out to the press. So last summer.



NY Times: Ha! Don't you see the image we're using for the article? A promotional poster for a movie that came out in 2003. I have you beat by a year!

Me: Oh snap.

Also, Critical Mass is enigmatic and controversial.