If I'd ever seen an episode of Spongebob Squarepants, I could probably come up with a witty post title

Inflatables Disappear From Burger Kings (Yahoo News)

More than 50 SpongeBob-nappings have been reported from Florida to Utah since the pop icon started appearing on fast-food restaurant rooftops in a promotional tie-in with his movie Nov. 11. Employees at a Burger King near Palatka are among the latest to report the theft of the $500 balloon last weekend.

Not sure which joke to go with, the one with Hamburglar or the other one about how you'd have to be a pretty big guy to want a 9-foot-tall inflatable doll.

Anyway, here is one on sale on eBay if you want one.