Could the Blue States Secede?

Could the Blue States Secede? - Is there a legal way to opt out of the Union? By Sam Schechner (Slate)

For one, it would be nice to get back federal funds in proportion to how much we pay in federal income taxes, says the liberal with socialist tendency oblivious to his own irony.

Unfortunately, the answer is no, United States of Canada cannot secede from Jesusland. But a boy can dream. Plus, it would be fun to get a stamp on my passport every time I visit my friends in Cakalak.