As a teenager, "McDreamy" on Grey's Anatomy once paid a girl $1,000 to be his girlfriend. I'm just saying. Young McDreamy later went on to become an inspiration for Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.
tags: music TV Grey's Anatomy
I am what I eat and I eat PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME for breakfast, lunch and dinner
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You know, I'd talk about Sasha Cohen and her ass busting, but I missed it as I was getting my drink on in Billyburg Bk of all places. So yeah, I'm turning into a fucking cliche. But it's okay Sasha, you're still a 4 to me.
I'm pretty sure she's not.
|0 - Yeah, um, no, let's not - for 2 more years, anyway|
Okay, I'm averting my eyes. I'm not even looking at you. No no, I'm sure you're pretty and your performance was fantastic. Or so I hear. I'm not posting a picture of you until at least you turn 18.
1 - I'm not saying you're ugly, but I don't like you that way either
I think you're cute. You were totally awesome in that Visa commercial the first 134,584 times I saw it. And that wipeout at the end of your race? Gold medals are a dime a dozen, but moments like that? Some people wait a lifetime. But seriously, ESPN.com thinks you're one of the hottest female athletes? I don't know about that.
2 - I think my mom will like you a lot
It's cool that you guys are curlers. Not many people do that, you know? And I think it's a fun sport to watch - sober, even. And the whole sister thing - intriguing. The best thing? You look good doing all that sweeping and hollering. So I have this thing next week and I can bring a +1. Oh no, it's not a date or anything - I need someone there to make sure I don't do anything stupid in front of my bosses. Yeah, it'll be fun.
3 - So hey, you wanna hang out later?
Oh hey, so I saw your Maxim spread. Yeah, you look pretty good. Seriously - you worked hard to build that body so you should be able to show it off, right? Hey, so have you met my friend Jay? You should talk to him - he's a really great guy. Me? Oh, I have a girlfriend. Yep, behaving myself tonight.
4 - If you were standing in front of me, I'd be all fluttered and blurt out stupid things
Oh hi, yeah. I just wanted to get to, um, introduce myself. Your short program was great. Wow. I've been watching you for a long time, I mean, you're so awesome. Your short program was great. Wait, I've already said that haven't I? I'm an idiot. So you wanna go skating sometimes? Oh, I bet you're tired of skating and I'll look like a klutz anyway. So if you're not busy, I mean, if that's okay with you, do you want to, maybe, um, get some ice cream?
5 - You want sexy time explosion? High five!
(clearing throat) So let's consider 5 "actually hot". Like, you'd find her really, really attractive even if you didn't know she was an Olympian. If you were in the same elevator as her at the office, you're thinking she's headed to a casting.
But here's the thing though - she's an ice dancer, a lower form of figure skater. As I noted to my friend (or maybe she noted to me, I don't remember) as I watched ice dancing and shaved off my manhood little by little this weekend, other figure skaters must make fun of ice dancers. Even the male figure skaters make fun of male ice dancers for being fruity, I bet.
If you're not going to do the stuff that makes figure skating a sport - jumps and tosses - you better be damn good looking. Tanith might be hotter than Sasha, marginally so maybe, but Sasha wins by a landslide for her skills. To paraphrase the most overly referenced movie of 2004, guys like girls with skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills. Which is why girl bassists will always win over teen pop princesses.
"Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in."
So now you back in the trap.
there's a line to
Fuck this bullshit dude,
ten mins and I'o
Ok, i an done
I don't want to call them names or anything, but when I read Adfreak, I do wonder what's in the water cooler at the Adweek office.
Since I sold the rights to "Linkatharsis" to Heather for $20, 4 pieces of Chicken McNuggets and a really long hug when I joined [dc] -hey, it was the holiday season and gifts weren't buying themselves- my occasional link listing comes in unbranded form. For now.
Wait, that's not true.
I really don't. I mean, the two countries I actually have rooting interest in played each other Friday night and not a peep from me.
I posted my Mixed Messages Mix over at [dc]. Here are 12 songs I would actually put in a Valentine's mix.
I really don't. Let's run through the shit I should've been talking about for the past couple of weeks.
There's nothing wrong with ogling Sasha Cohen. It just looks that way.
11:31 am Saturday morning. I had been half awake for a couple of hours but unable to motivate myself out of bed. The phone vibrated on the night stand and the caller ID showed "Unknown". Probably my parents in Japan. I picked up, expecting to hear my mother's cheery voice but she sounded more subdued than usual. She told me the news. My grandmother, who had become seriously ill over the past week, passed away that evening (morning over here).
Tonight, Arrested Development will die the death that has been coming for 2 years with a 2-hour finale.
There is a saying in business, "You're not selling quarter-inch drill bits. You're selling quarter-inch holes." That is to say, it's not the product itself, but the benefits, tangible or otherwise, direct or indirect.
File this under "Cool as shit". in Tokyo, commuters can now simply swipe their mobile phones at the turnstile to ride the train.
Last month, I posted rather heavily on the NFL Playoffs and some of my lovely readers weren't too happy about that, referring to my sports post as "boring" and "yucky". The good news is, football season is now over and there's really no real sport story worth talking about until the World Cup in the summer - which I'm going to cover extensively, like it or not. That is, unless the NBA season suddenly turns interesting or my Tar Heels start using performance enhancing drugs.
Detroit Rock City
Hines Ward will never have to pay for a drink in Pittsburgh's Koreatown again.
I think I'm allowed to because ranter's slacking off.
When I posted my list of links thingie that I always do at [dc], I thought I was being so clever referring to Chuck Klosterman as "Klosterfuck". I mean, what better way to describe his pseudo-intellectual, so-above-it-all writing?